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"OW, THAT WAS MY TIT. I MEAN UH, MY PEC. YES. MY PEC."-Marluxia

michiko: the cucumber is tooo smaalllll
GIVE ME UPO BABY
Zebbie: oh stick it up your ass ♥
literally

</end quotage ♥>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :iconverycrazygirl:! ♥

This is the second gift I made today, after my extremely suss day indoors helping mum due to my inability to leave the house due to sickness ;P So basically I was told to mix cream and yoghurt and LEMON JUICE and GODDAMN OIL and then add TENDER CHICKEN THIGHS. I mean really. I was dead coz my mind lives in ze gutter ♥ And then I was told to cut up a cucumber, hence the inspiration for this.

Yes, Marluxia has girltits. And yes, Axel has both his own hand and Marluxia's on his ass. And yes, the cucumber is too small. But Marluxia didn't want Axel getting used to it, so he needed to find an aid smaller than himself, if you get what I mean. And yes, I'm an idiot ♥

Upon that note, I shall cease this comment. Just a quick sketch I did for VCG's birthday in addition to the last submission. GO WORDPLAY ♥

Axel and Marluxia are copyright Square Enix.
Cucumbers are copright Mother Nature.
Art is mine ♥

PS. If you don't know what a Upo is, I suggest you look at this picture [link] I MEAN REALLY, ISN'T THAT THE MOST PHALLIC THING EVER?! And officially it is :iconfantacination:'s favourite vegetable. Everybody go to her frontpage and rip her off about it. You know you want to ♥
PPS. Mature Content my ass ♥
PPPS. :iconx-floral-inferno-x: WE REACHED 50 MEMBERS ♥ Come join us though. Coz we're awesome. Oh yes. I'm a naughty mod who needs to update. Whatevs ;P
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Axel: You'll need a pencil, if that's what you're after.♥

Marluxia doesn't just have girltits. he has MASSIVE RACK TITS. SOMEONE FORGOT THE CORSET TODAY, LADIES.

You'd send the hounds after sweet little ol me~? How could you. Welps, time to break out the bombs.

NIKKI= SORA PEDOCANNIBALISM
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lovely

*cough*

do i kida wanna throuw up? maybe.
Marluxia: And you'll need a sharpener, if you hope to get that in addition.

WELL TEAM MASSIVE RACK NEEDED SOMETHING TO HOLD THEM TOGETHER, DUH ♥ LOOK AT AXEL, THEN. SOMEBODY FORGOT ALL KINDS OF UNDERCLOTHES.

I know you like it doggie style, honeybunch ♥ And really, I was expecting bombs like the ones that popped out mardi grasness and clown make up. You disappoint me so ♥

I CANT HELP IT IF HIS CHERRY LIPS, APPLE ASS AND CREAMY STRAWBERRY CENTRE SURROUNDED BY CARAMEL THIGHS ARE THAT TEMPTING. GEEZ ♥

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ALL HAIL AND FEAR THE WRATH OF THE GIANT SPERM KITE IN ALL ITS INAPPROPRIATE GLORY.
:flame:Axel:heart:Marluxia:rose:--->~x-Floral-Inferno-x//The Gallery of General Obsession
Lovely to see you too Kettle ♥

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ALL HAIL AND FEAR THE WRATH OF THE GIANT SPERM KITE IN ALL ITS INAPPROPRIATE GLORY.
:flame:Axel:heart:Marluxia:rose:--->~x-Floral-Inferno-x//The Gallery of General Obsession
-And hence, the next scene is censored.-
;p
GREAT WORK ON THE ANATOMY, POSE AND WORDING! =p
Axel's just asking for it, no? ;p
The expressions are awesome too~! <3
THANKIES, AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL EFFORT, ON A WONDERFULLY SEXUAL PIC! *Smirks.*

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&& L a u g h t e r is e.t.e.r.n.i.t.y if joy is real~
argh crappy keyboard... nevermind that...
yes, yes.. lovely to see you to nikki
Naughty naughty Nicola who hasn't posted in so long. *tsktsk*
*ahem* The cucumber is too small and pointy...
That was my very relevant comment.

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Please, if you're going to :+fav: then leave a comment.
Or I might maul you, seeing as I'm not in a good mood, ever.
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:music: you were amazing / and we did amazing things / and I wouldn't change it / 'cause we were amazing things...:music:
Eugh, you're sick???

Well, I can join you, what with my concussion from babysitting. :)

Very funny, and suggestive, and why is Axel touching his own ass?????

And I have to call you, so remind me, thanks!

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Too lame to think of a decent siggy.... Screw it. THE RACONTEURS RULE!!!!!!!!
And the White Stripes :)
*giggles madly*
I see you haven't lost your touch.

Mmm, all tender and lemony with that added lubrication.
Nice Axel with his extreme woman hips.

Nice to know you exist occasionally.
I still want to join your stupid AkuMaru club and be your own personal fire.

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~xxCrimsonCloudxx :strip: Meet Your Meat :strip: SameSame

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