This is an important journal update, because the most fabulous discovery ever has just been made by Michi (), and yours truly...

Kay, so when you send an email in Google Mail, it has a list of related ads along the side with links to things that have been referenced in the email itself. So, say you had 'ies' or something. Which I have. It will come up ads to do with pies.

So, let's just say that you have epic 250 post-long MPREG MarlyAku roleplay replies in the email, and you get Google ads... The result?

"Axel Hotel
Make the Most of Your Vacation: Get the Truth. Then Go.
[link]"

...At first, it was funny coz it was RANDOM. But then, me being the fandork I am, had to take that step further and look it up on Google itself. And what do I find as the first search result...?

"Hotel for gays, Barcelona gay hotel, Axel in GayxampleAxel Hotel Barcelona. Discover Barcelona’s best Gay Hotel • Axel Hotel Buenosaires. Discover the best Gay Hotel in Buenos Aires ...
[link] - 18k - Cached - Similar pages"

...And yes, we have our booking made. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BOOK TOO ♥

"THE PERSONNEL ARE PERSONABLE AND ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP! THE SERVICE IS EXCELLENT"
"AXEL HOTEL CATERS TO FAMILY FUNTIME. WE HAVE SPECIAL HARNESSES FOR THE KIDDIES"
"Axel likes to give that PERSONAL TOUCH"
"COMPLIMENTARY DISPOSABLE UNDIES IN EVERY ROOM. PLEASE AVAIL OF OUR COMPLEMENTARY CONDOMS AND UNDIES"
"ONLY AT AXEL HOTEL WILL YOU ACHIEVE TRUE SATISFACTION. WE WILL SATISFY ALL YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS-YES, ALL OF THEM"
"YOU WILL LEARN THE BREADTH OF KAMA SUTRA KNOWLEDGE"
"ALLOW OUR STAFF TO MAKE YOUR STAY A PLEASURABLE ONE"
"AND YOU THOUGHT SAUNA'S HAD TOWELS? NOT HERE, BABY"
"YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO OUR FUNCTION ROOM GET TOGETHER. ALL OF OUR GUESTS MINGLE IN RELAXED SETTINGS WITH FREE CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND WHIPPED CREAM. FORMAL DRESS, OR INDEED, ANY DRESS AT ALL, IS NOT NECCESSARY"
"ON SPECIAL STRIP BINGO NIGHTS OUR HOST PERSONALLY ATTENDS AND WELCOMES OUR IMPORTANT AND VALUED GUESTS TO THE HOTEL'S VASTLY RICH TRADITIONAL CUSTOMS AND CHARMINGLY OLD FASHIONED ATMOSPHERE, LIKE PRE-CLOTHING OLD FASHION"
"SECURITY CAMERAS IN EVERY CORNER OF EVERY ROOM SO YOU FEEL SECURE"
"WE ALSO CATER AFTER MIDNIGHT ROOM SERVICE-SERVICE WITH A SMILE (and a suck)"
"NO MAIDS HERE-ONLY STEWARDS IN MAID OUTFITS"
"LET OUR ACCOMPLISHED AND TRAINED NURSES HANDLE ALL YOUR BODILY AILS"
"NOT CANDY IN THAT BOWL, ITS FLAVORED CONDOMS"
"SLEEP WELL EVERY NIGHT (after sex)"

And do you guys remember the doorway with the legs from the movie 'atch Adams'? Think that, but male legs, as the front door ♥

Also, shampoo tubes and soap in the rooms? Psh. Lube tubes more like ♥

COME TRY AXEL HOTEL. SERVICE WITH MORE THAN JUST A SMILE. AFFILIATED WITH MARLY MANHO MANOR ♥

...

I do believe I'm feverish ♥

Mmmhmm. So watch out world, Michi and Nikki are totally buying Axel Hotel and taking on the world of accommodation. Coz we accommodate everything. Oh yes ;D

...That is all ♥



((physical branch located at Axel Hotel ♥ ))

♥

PS. Seriously go to the Axel Hotel website. PRO AREAS ♥ [link] <---;D

PPS. No, we don't need lives. We're happy right here. Or in Axel Hotel. Oooh yeaaah ♥

PPPS. Yup, we came up with all the stuff in capital letters coz we're awesome. And no, Michi is not as tame as she seems. It's like seeing a really timid person, and having them be a demon in the bedroom. Quite literally ;D